Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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