He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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