Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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