so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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