i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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