Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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