i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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