hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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