I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Panties = found
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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