what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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