does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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