fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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