I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize
