so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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