Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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