Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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