Nicole vs. Life
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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