But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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