Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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