whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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