i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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