Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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