1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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