it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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