Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
