I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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