someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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