What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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