Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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