have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, he came in my armpit
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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