I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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