Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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