Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Buhtt sex?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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