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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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