nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
