3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
