went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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