the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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