thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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