Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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