There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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