i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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