that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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