It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I think i got beer on your cat.
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