addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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