Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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