have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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