BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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