white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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