I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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