i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
