I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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